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INTIZAR
na RAT ka
na DIN ka
na SUBHA ka
na SHAM ka
na 1 PAL ka
na 2 PAL ka
na ISKA
na USKA
Intezar hai tu sirf light ka.........!
1 pathan motrway pr cigrate pita hoa bhag rha tha is se kisi ne
pocha
kia kr rhy ho? Patha ne kaha mein dekh rha ho k 1 cigrate kitne kilometre chalti
hy
Ghanji Lrki
riksha mai
bhethi hai
Isse English k ak word mai convert karo
Aya Samaj
Nhi aya
Ok mai batata hon it's bery simple
"OTOMATICLY"
Choza Sherni Se: Darling! I love u
Sherni" Abay single pasli tu nay Apni jaan Body height Dekhi hai ???
Choza: Sab Chorho Jan-e-man Sird Confidence Dekho
Ek kutta sham tak bhonkta rha......
Bhao Bhao
Bhao Bhao
Bhao Bhao Bhao Bhao
Bhao Bhao
Bhaooooooooo
han bilkul isi tarah:
Phool gir jate hain Jab ap atey ho
Phool gir jate hain Jab ap atey ho
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andhe ho !
zara dhyan se chla kro gamlon se Q takrate ho
1 Pathan library me 2-3 ghante ek book pharnay k bad bola, so
boring
so many characters but no story.Then librarian says,O Akhrot this is a
Telephone directory
Katra Katra Samandar bun jaye ga
Dekhty hi dekhty 2009 aa jaye ga
Himmat kar Ab bhi waqt hai "PAKISTAN" se Bhag ja,
Wrna Agly saal tu "BHOOK" sai mar jaega
Teri ankho me ansu chehre pe hansi hai,
teri saans main aanhain dil me bebasi hai
tum ne pehle q na btaya k
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tmhari ungli darwaze mai phansi hai
Government ne Awam ki muhabbat ka kesa sila diya,
Itni mehangai ki k sbko rula diya,
Socha tha k shahyad salary barhegi
Salary to barhai nahi "GHANTA" brha diya
Parh likh k kya krna hai........???????
aakhir aik din to marna hai......
marny k baad b agar dobaara janam huwa tu......
shuru to <NURSERY> se hi kArna hai.........
Girl to Boy: Mera Ladla, Mera Ghunguna, Mera chahita, kya tum
muj se shadi krogai
Boy: Tum mujay purpose kr rhi ho ya ADOPT
Frog: "pathan ka dimag nae hota"
Pathan: Hota hay
Frog: Nahi hota Nahi hota (or pani mai Kood gya)
Patha: Lo, is mai Khudkushi krny wali kia bat hai "s
Quaid-e-Azam k 3 NAKAAT:
1. Awam ki taraqqi ki bunyad SMS pe rakhi jaey
2. Call kro! is se mohabt barhti hai
3. Jis ne miscall ki wo hum me se nhi.......
Dost hote nahe bhool jane k lye,
Zindagi milti hai dost banane k lye,
Humse dosti rakho ge to itni khushi denge,
K waqt hi na milega aapko ansu bahane k lye!
Har pal Har vaqt
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Har saans aur dil ki har dharkan kehti hae ... ?
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* KHUSH *
"*. raho.*"
"*.*" sada
Dil se Aap ka khayal jata nahi,
Aap k Siva koi yaad Aata nahi,
Hasrat hai k roz Aap ko daikhon-
Par wo BANDAR wala aap ko roz lata nhi..
A True frnd is 1 who sees the 1st tear in ur eyes,
catches the 2nd one and
stops the 3rd,
if 4th comes, then slap u and says
"chal dramay bazi band kar"
CHI CHANG CHEN LAINGUANG
THEIN CHI KWA SIAU CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO
SEING SHENG
pagal agar samajh mein nai aa raha to parh kyun rahe ho,,,,,
Let's play a game...
Its very interesting
Ready?
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Start
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Kia start?
Nalayak
Koi kaam b kar liya karo.
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!
Dil armano se Houseful hai, Puray honge ya nahi Dautful hai,Is duniya main har chez wonderful hai, Par zindagi aap jaise doston se hi Beautiful hai,sms do plz.
Bewaquf ki 3 nishania;
1. miss call karega
2. SMS muskura k parhega or khud kabi nahi kare ga
3. Don't scroll down
Jis baat se mana karo zarur karega.
Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!
Ants got out of watr.1 ant climbd on the back of elephant.All othr ants cried
out,
"duba duba k maar salay ko"
Bacha:"Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker...
Mom:"Bus...! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana."
Papa aate hain...
Maan bete se: "haan beta keya huwa tha?"
Beta: "Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle
aapke saath karte hai na,
woh ker rahe the!
"LOVE" is like a pant But "FRIENDSHIP" is like a "CHADDI" B'coz PANT phat bhi jae to "CHADDI" izzat bacha leti hai. Thanks for being my "CHADDI" :-D
Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
Sardar . Maa khush khabri hai. Maa. Bool bata.Sardar maa hum 2 sa 3 ho gaya. Maa beeta huwa ya beeti. Sardar. Mari biwi na dosri shadi kar li.
Koi yaad
Koi baat
Koi raaz
ho Tum..
Meri saans
Meri soch
Meri aas
ho Tum..
Ankhoon k pass nahi,na sahi
Haan magar dil k bohat pass
ho Tum.
Just
wanted
to
remind
you
that
I
LOVE
YOU
Sender:
AISHWARYA RAI
+919820071000
ZIADA KHUSH NAI HONA? Usne muje bheja hai.
When u feel that nobody loves u,
nobody cares 4 u,
every1 is ignornin U,
and hating u,
u should tell urself..
PUTTAR TU HAI HE ISI QABIL!
Ishq aur dosti meri zindagi ka unwan he,
ishq meri ruh dosti mera eman he,
ishq pe kar don fida mein apni sari zindagi,
magar dosti par mera ishq bhi qurban he.
Itna Aitbaar to Apni Dharkano kaNa kiya, Jitna aapki Baaton ka karte Hain.Itna Intezaar to Apni Saanson ka na kiya, Jitna aapke SMS ka karte Hain...
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum?
Kyunki, barish jo huwe ha
Aur barish mein?
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.
Fresh Flowers for you...
What are you looking for...???
Flowers...???
Have some sense yar.....
Yeh mobile hai GAMLA Nahin
Dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye dukh sukh mein dae sath woh dost chahiye hum kisi ko bhulate nahin lekin jo humay yaad karay asia dost chahiye.
Congrates!U r awarded the degree of MBA 4 not sending sms
MBA means"Member of Bhikari Association"
foward this sms 2 all other MBA's like u! :)
CHAND par a pka naam likhne ko jee chahta hai
Pehli BAAT to yeh
k
mera hath nahi jata hai
Dosri bat yeh k
ye khayal hamesha
DOPEHR me aata hay
Boy's psychology:
fraud wid innocent gal
frndship wid charming gal
contacts wid smart gal
flirt wid freaky gal
love wid cute gal
n marriage
"jese ami ki marzi"
Arz kiya hai: ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!
(wah,wah,wah)
Jab iska matlab samajh me aa jai to mujhe bhi bata dena.;-)
Agr koi aj tm se kahe k
AP boht KHUBSURAT HO,
bht SMART HO
bht SWEET HO
to
rakh
k
stupid k mun pr thappar do
k wo
21 July
K0
APRIL FOOL Manata hai..;
A good friend is one who tells you to study well but a best friend is the one
who sits outside your exam hall
n
says
aby kitna likhay ga,chal bahar aa..
,,,acha bahla
('.') dost tha,
'<)?(>'
_/''/_ mera
Mai ne
'<)?(>'Gurdn
_/'"/_ura di, SMS jo nahi krta tha
Aam ki khushbu, Barish ki bahar, Garmi ka Mosam aney ko tayar, Thori si masti,
Thora sa pyar Load Shading k liye rho tyar
"HAPPY SUMMER SEASON YAAR" : )
1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.
Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked: gandhi de saza ini mazedar kiun?
yamraj: saza tai Bipasha nu diti hai
Subha teri Sham meri ho
Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
Or jab maut aay ay dost Kabar teri Usme LASH
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O hello
TERI hi ho
Meri q ho.
*Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more...
Sms nahi
bheja?
chalo kaan
pakro
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bus karo
Ab sms bhejo
varna"MURGHA"
banna parey ga.
Once a sardar ji saw a very sonni kuri in the market and thought ...
Kash yeah meri maa hoti to mai b inna sonna honda. ;-)
Hello, JAN !
Hi, JAN !
How r u JAN ?
What r u doing JAN ?
I Miss u JAN !!
Don't excited, the word of JAN is the short form of "JANWER"
mithoo apne papa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai? papa:Ullu duffer,gadhe,
idiot,nalayak,
stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata,Ja andar se calculator la.
Don ki Miss Bell ka Intezar 11 Mobile kar rahen hain,
Magar Don ki Miss bell Aana Mushkil hi Nahi Na Mumkin hay.
Kion k
Kion k
DON k Paas Balance hi Nahi
Chand se sunder Chandni,
Chandni se b sunder Raat,
Raat se b sunder Zindagi,
Zindagi se b sunder
* " AAP " *
Or Aap se sunder
Aap ka..
*~ DIL ~*
Chandni raat mein sone se pehle,
Khawbon ki duniya mein khone se pehle,
Maine socha tumhe yaad dila doon,
Maine socha tumhe ehsas dila doon,
Susu ki k nahi?
GoOd NiGhT
Thandi hai Coffee garam kar lo
Is Pathar dil ko thora naram kar lo
Aap k hotay huwe Inbox rahay khali
Thori si to yar sharam kar lo
Har Aahat Ehsaas Hamara Dilaye Gi,
Har Hawa Kissa Hamara Sunaye Gi,
Ham itni Chahat Bhar Dain Gey Aap K Dil Mein,
Na Chahtay Hoey Bhi Yaad Hamari Aaey Gi...!
Aik Rupya bacha k pori zindagi nahi kat jaegi,
Aik SMS karlene se teri gand nahi phat jaegi.
Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawaab Haan ya Nahi mein de kar batao...
"Kya Aapko Pagalpan ke Daure padne band ho gaye Hain???"
Badalon pai kali ghata chati to hogi
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi
Tum lakh chupao dunya se magar
Akele main tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi
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Abe dekh kya raha hai
Chavanyan hain itha le
Msg karne k kaam aaengi
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Kare Jao!!
Besharmon ki tarah msg receive
kare jao khud na karna.
Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu dil mange main dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange,
Bas yaar….
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!
IDE323
IDE 345
LD 1234
PH 1257
IDL129
LOG145
Arey itne ghor se kya dekh raha hai
Aaj sham se pehle in sab cars pe kapra mar dena.
Kya aap k sar pe singh hain??
Nahi hain.
Check
Aik bar aur dekh lo
Kya nahi hain!!
Koi baat nahi
GADHEY k bhi nahi hote
Tum muskrurate ho tau aisa lagta hai k insaan pehle Bandar tha.
Dekho ab gusa mat huna warna lage ga insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai.
Dil main basa hai pyar tera,
Ankhon main basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab aati hai yaad teri,
Hum dekhte hain Tom and Jerry.
Abey Oye ande k chhilke!
Aam ki gutthli!
Sadey hue bengan!
Ublay hue aaloo!
Murghi k choozay!
Africa k bandar!
Aisa kisi ko na bolo, feel hota hai yaar.
Zindagi Behaal hai,
Sur Hai na taal hai,
sms box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aap k sms box mein hartaal hai?
aik sms toh bhejo mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai.
Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE??
kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to
8ve din naha lena chahiye..! ! !
Yaad hai is din app humari gali main aae
Thura sharmae,
Thura Mskrae,
Aur phir,Zor se chilae,
Tin Dabe Walaaeeeee….
Aap kya jano hum kitna aap ko yad karte hai
Mano ya na mano, har pal faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai CARTOON NETWORK ko,
Aur bas aaphiko dekhane ki request kiya karte hai.
Aati thi.... Jaati thi...
Hansti thi.... Hansati thi...
Bhagti thi.... Bhagati thi...
Bolti thi.... Bulwati thi...
Aaj pata chala saali ULLU banati thi....
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Abe dekh kya raha hai machar hai mar de.
khudi ko kar buland itna ke tu himalay ke top pe ja sake,
aur phir khuda tujase puche,
abe gadhe ab niche utrega kese
Hansa: Ae Praful AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: jab auto me baith kar koi
ladki ganji ho jaye to usko kya kehte hain,
AUTO - MAIN - TAKLI !
Woh bhi kya din the jab
log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat
us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
GF is beauty & WIFE is duty,
GF is springroll & WIFE is dabbagol,
GF is chuski & WIFE is risky,
GF is tootifrooty & WIFE is kismat photi........
Apni pyaari si surat ka ek baar to didar de ,
awaaz mat sunana aye dost magar ek missed call to de de
What is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
""Kash thode din ruk jaata to achha Model mil jaata...!!!""
Pholoon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gehara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karun...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
Ajeeb Hain Nakhre Tere.....,
Ajeeb Tera Style Hai......,
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi......,
Hathoon Main MOBILE Hai........
shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.
Kehte hai ki ISHQ mei neend ud jaati hai
koi humse bhi to ISHQ kare kambhakt neend bahut aati hai.
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai .
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki aadat si ho gayi hai.
Aap Pass raho ya door,
hum dil se dil ki awaz mila sakte hain,
na khat ke na phone ke mohtaj hain hum,
par apke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hai hum
Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahin.
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahin.
Bus yeh gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahin.
Tum Muskrate Raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Muskrate raho,
Mera Kya Jata Hai
Sub Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahain Ge.
TUSI bade gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho....!
Ja sms ja mere dost ke pass ja,
dhire se jana shor na machana,
busy ho to kuch na kahna,
busy na ho to Miss U kahna
Saaz
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Awaaz
Samandar
K
7
Sahil
Phool
K
7
Khushboo
Aur aap
K
7
Hum..
Main tawadi photo khincha,
O hans na!
Click,
Developing…
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Kina Shuna!!
Yeh mat sochna k hum bhool jaenge tumhe,
Dorr eh kar bhi chahenge tumhe,
Agar pyar ban kar ras na aee,
Tau Bhoot ban kar daraenge tumhe.
Zindagi ki rahon main tumhe jog ham milenge,
Mere hoslon se kam milenge,
Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,
Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karma samne hum milenge.
Agar ZAMEEN par ho tau SMS bhejo,
Agar AASMAN per ho tau BARISH bhejo,
Agar CHAND par ho tau TAREY bhejo,
Agar JANAT main ho tau HOREN bhejo,
Agar DOZAKH main ho tau ENJOY YOUR SELF.
Akash k taroon main khoya hai jahan sara,
Lagta hai pyara ek ek tara,
Un taaron main sabse pyara,
Hai ek sitara jo is waqt parh raha hai SMS hamara.
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai,
Thode se zakhm ko nasoor kar deta hai,
Kaun chahta hai apno se door hona,
Waqt sab ko majboor kar deta hai.
Mil gaya, oye mil gaya balley balley!!!
Mil he gaya aaj tau mil hi gaya
Yeh sms parhne wala aik aur bewakoof mil gaya.
DOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,
PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,
PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,
ANKH LADAO SALI SE,
LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,
AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE.
A 4 APPLE
B 4 BADA APPLE
C 4 CHHOTA APPLE
D 4 DUSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FOKAT KA APPLE
G 4 GOL APPLE
H 4 HO GAYA NA PET KHARAB KHAKE
ITNE SARE APPLE?